New Really Heavy Updates
Oh god, Valve is releasing the Heavy Update Pack this 19th of August. FUCK YEAH!
August 13, 2008 – Valve has revealed a new weapon for Team Fortress 2’s Heavy class. The new weapon is the Killing Gloves of Boxing, or K.G.B. for short. Valve will include the new weapon in the upcoming Heavy update. The melee weapon will allow the Heavy to get five seconds of guaranteed critical hits if he kills someone with the K.G.B.; from which he can use to continue pummeling foes with his fists, or to switch out with one of his guns and mow down enemies from afar.
Sir, I challenge you to a duel.
Along with the announcement of a new weapon, Valve has released the names of 35 new achievements for the class, although they haven’t yet revealed how one might obtain them. The titles for the 35 achievements are posted below:
- Â Â * Iron Kurtain
- Â Â * Party Loyalty
- Â Â * Division of Labor
- Â Â * Red Oktoberfest
- Â Â * Show Trial
- Â Â * Crime and Punishment
- Â Â * Class Struggle
- Â Â * Soviet Block
- Â Â * Stalin the Kart
- Â Â * Supreme Soviet
- Â Â * Factory Worker
- Â Â * Soviet Union
- Â Â * 0wn the Means of Production
- Â Â * Krazy Ivan
- Â Â * Rasputin
- Â Â * Icing on the Cake
- Â Â * Crock Block
- Â Â * Kollectivization
- Â Â * Spyalectical Materialism
- Â Â * Permanent Revolution
- Â Â * Heavy Industry
- Â Â * Communist Mani-Fisto
- Â Â * Redistribution of Health
- Â Â * Rationing
- Â Â * Vanguard Party
- Â Â * Pushkin the Kart
- Â Â * Marxman
- Â Â * Gorky Parked
- Â Â * Purge
- Â Â * Lenin A Hand
- Â Â * Five Second Plan
- Â Â * Photostroika
- Â Â * Konspicuous Konsumption
- Â Â * Don’t Touch Sandvich
- Â Â * Borscht Belt
Valve will reveal more as their six day reveal process comes to a close on August 19, the same day the update will launch.
