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I was reading around and see some Singaporeans area still having problem with the so called god of the dark world, aka Odex. For those who is in the dark, Odex is the one ring to rule them all in term of animu distribution in the land of the kiasus. This means anyone downloading animes from bittorent would have to face the wrath of the Odex’s Kiasu overlord, Peter Go and the dark sith Stephen Sing. They have the absolute say on this issue, as they were given Sword of a Thousand Truths, a legendary sword bestowed to the by Blizzard animu companies in Japan which don’t really care about what happening in a 3rd world country such as Singapore anyways.

Countless weeboes have fallen victims to their clutches, having to part with their (parents) hard earned monies to pay up for the lawsuit that they faced when downloading animus from the net. They stubbornly try to fight it, saying that Odex’s product sux, but Odex don’t really care. They can make a lot of money out of this, and they are still the only one distibuting anyways. From Geylang to Alijunied, the weeboes tries to fight back. But it’s as futile as with the Germans trying to fap their way out of WWII.

Now if you are a Singaporean, and you are reading this, there are some way for you to circumvent these Odex snooping on you. And the lists are :-

- Go live in Japan.
Honestly that’s where animus are from. Don’t give me shit like “I don’t understand fucking wapanese”. If you want to watch animus, go learn it. They don’t make animus in shitty Singlish, except of course if you have so much monies that you can pay them to make one, but then again, if you have that
much monies you won’t be living in your parent’s house in the first place would you?

- Go up north to Malaysia
Yeah, we have shitty ISP, but at least they don’t bother with what we download do they? :3

- Use mIrc
Old school, but undetectable by odex. Dunno how? Ask 4ch. They would love to help you.

- Create your own distro companies
Gang up with a bunch of other weeboes and create a company that would distro animus in Singapore. This way, you can fight back with Odex. If you find that you don’t have much money left after paying the royalties and the start-up monies, don’t fret! You can just sue anyone that is illegally downloading animus that you have license to! Easy money.

Now that’s easy don’t you think?

Posted on November 19th, 2008 under Random Rants • Tags: Animes, Animus, Blizzard, Clutches, Crap, Dark Sith, Germans, Geylang, I Lol'Ed, Kiasu, Kiasuland, Legendary Sword, Live In Japan, Monies, Nyoroooon~~~, Odex, Overlord, Singlish, Sux, Sword Of A Thousand, Sword Of A Thousand Truths, Use Mirc, Wapanese, Wrath. • RSS 2.0 feed • Leave a response, or trackback